The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.
With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog.
Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.
What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being
super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for B*tt Licking Dog.
She said B*tt Licking Dog?
I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my b*tt clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.
The cashier completely lost it.